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Kobe Head 

A fan of Kobe Bryant that overrates Kobe by claiming that Kobe is next to Jordan in the all-time rankings. Even though Jordan is more accomplished than Kobe in scoring titles, MVPs, and shooting percentage. Don't get me wrong, Kobe is a great player but not the 2nd greatest behind Jordan. Due to his poor shot selection, his career field goal percentage is only 44%, 3 point percentage is only 33% and he's shot 31% in the last 24 seconds of games. Kobe is a great scorer and shooter but his bad shot selection is why his shooting numbers pale in comparison to LeBron and Jordan, who have career field goal percentages of 50%. They were more efficient cause they took smarter better shots, unlike Bryant. Kobe is a great player, but he's not the best or the 2nd greatest of all time. Jordan, LeBron, Kareem, and Shaq are all ahead of him among others.
Kobe head: "Kobe scored 60 in his last game, he's the GOAT"

Sane NBA fan: "Yea but he took 50 shots to get there, anyone can score 60 if you chuck that many shots"
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Kobe is my boyfriend
Kobe by kobesgirlfriend January 8, 2017
A young boy with scorching red hair majestically searching to find the next mans ass he will enter
I sucked a cock for my first time yesterday

You's a Kobe ass bitch
Kobe by Bench March 22, 2017
handsome,great always to be loved and seen
Kobe is always the man I need.
Kobe by meadekhalil72 April 15, 2017

kobe stephani 

kobe stephani by Kokosboom June 19, 2017
when you are realy cool this is your name
boy: what is your name
boi: Koreska
boy: thats cool!
Koreska by lilboioncrack September 19, 2017
Kobe is a black guy that thinks he is good at basketball. He is not. Kobe is also a very hot individual who slays pussy.
"Did you see Kobe today?" "yea he is really bad at basketball".
kobe by Dan the meme man December 19, 2017