R. Kelly Slip

when going to take a urine test and "accidentally" tripping spilling the urine onto the doctor.

Dude i totally gave the R. Kelly Slip to that nurse. She was drenched in piss.

by Fabio Quintera October 9, 2008

Machine Gun Kelly

Colson Baker, known professionally as Machine Gun Kelly, is an American singer, rapper, songwriter, and actor. His debut album, Lace Up, was released in 2012, and was followed up with four subsequent studio releases. As an actor, Baker made his film debut in the 2014 romantic drama Beyond the Lights. His fandom EST (Everybody stands together) are loyal and supportive of his music since 2006 mixtapes. Machine Gun Kelly recently played Tommy Lee in a Movie about Mötley Crüe. He also did cameos in many movies, for example The King of Staten Island. Colson Baker is a father and founder of 27 Club Coffee. Lately he has dropped his first alternative rap album “Tickets to my Downfall” featuring Trippie Redd, Ian Doir, and Halsey. He is currently dating Megan Fox an American actress and model.

“Hey have you listened to Machine Gun Kelly’s new album?”
“Yeah. People everywhere are listening to it. It hit number 1 on Billboards top 200 Albums.”

by vertigo-onism January 3, 2021

Kelly Clarkson

The sexiest female in the world.With the most beatiful ass so big it will get any man horny.A gorgeous body and nice tits.The definition of SEXY.

Kelly Clarkson gets me hard every day.She is my sextual fantisy.I want her to be my girlfriend.I will fuck her every day and cum on her ass.Kelly you get me HORNY every day 24/7.

by mario perez December 28, 2005

r. kelly

a dude who wants to pee in ur food. if you ever see him in real life and you have ur son or daughter with you grab them and run away because r. kelly will mistake them for a port-o-potty

r.kelly has plenty of doo doo butter for everybody

by Shamrokk August 3, 2004

R.Kelly

I don't like him..
But i really like his songz, he has a good voice =D

feelin on yo booty...

by RockReallySucks March 29, 2004

Machine Gun Kelly

Marshal Gonna Killme

Machine gun kelly

by ITSTRUE6765 September 5, 2018

kate kelly'd

Verb. To be kicked out of a religion after 1. lying repeatedly about believing in it 2. protesting a church meeting and calling the media to cover it 3. calling religious leaders cowards 4. calling the women in your religion ignorant and silly to outsiders 5. emailing the New York Times and writing an op-ed in the Guardian about your excommunication, then whining that nobody kept it private 6. having a terrible haircut

I wanted to get myself Kate Kelly'd, but couldn't get enough media coverage to gain a following.

by zulilymerrell July 2, 2014