Jade Monkey

Originating from the classic Simpsons episode 'Homer Goes to College' the term Jade Monkey has been coined as a small bottle of alcohol used only for shots that mysteriously appears while drinking max beers.

The night became rather rambunctious once Leif gifted the party with shots from his Jade Monkey

by Dahn! September 2, 2013

jack and jade

A couple that will last forever and pull through anything. Jack and jade would be considered a perfect couple as they are loyal and love each other very much. They will never argue and always fine a way.

Jack and jade found a way to see each other

by Nathan God James December 4, 2016

Jade Ko

Holy chicken nuggets is what you think when you here Jade ko's name along with the phrase this is democracy and many words like banana, yellow or Asian. Jade Ko is a singer who loves the artists Why don't we and Ariana Grande. She is tall we ombre hair and brown eyes.

Holy chicken nuggets there's Jade Ko

by 50%asian April 25, 2019

jade clapper

a fart that is very thick and most likely to leave a green skid mark on your underwear

holy shit i just did a jade clapper

by boa22891 January 29, 2009

Jade Puget

Perfection... the only word that can describe this amazing human-being. He is everything and without him there would be nothing else. He is Perfection. Yay, for The Jade!

by Ange de Agonie September 16, 2003

Jade Puget

Extremely wonderful and very cute, indeed (in the not-groupie way!)

Jaaaaddeeee... Can you hear it? it's beatiful...

by Rebella/Sid October 24, 2003

Faded Jaded

A MILF type who is past her prime, and has almost lost all her looks and hungry after sex. An easy lay for young good looking men who don't care who it is as long as it's easy.

OH did you see that bar! It was full of Faded Jadeds!

by JAMF43 May 18, 2009