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Jacob Sartorius

Some kid who got famous for basically nothing whose haters are ten year old boys or fifty year old men and fans are six to eighteen year old girls who will choke you to death if you talk anything bad about Jacob on social media.
Girl : I love Jacob Sartorius! I can't wait to meet him and finally be his girlfriend!
by andspenboyy January 2, 2017
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jacob sartorious

a little stupid white kid that tries to be black so hard and gets followers for it
"Uh John pulled a jacob sartorious on snapchat what a bitch."
by _Ricegum_ June 28, 2016
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Jacob Sartorious

"OMG stop singing, it sounds like Jacob Sartorious..."
by Sexy Doreen June 19, 2016
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jacob sartorius

A mediocre teenage white male that says corny things that teenage girls love and adore and makes musical.ly's but is stiff in all of them and appears at magcon singing ABCs to teenage girls while they're singing along.
"Give me an example of mediocre."
"Jacob Sartorius."
by cardib June 3, 2016
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Jarobyn

The most finest dark skinned black man on the planet. Sexy swagg nice body and pretty teeth and did I mention he's a pretty boy...
Person: Who is that rolling in the Impala with KAY tag in front?
Me: Oh that's that sexy ass nigga Jarobyn a.k.a Smoke
by Sasha09 December 11, 2010
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Jacob Kendall George

No one gives a shit about your boyfriend's name.
"OMG OMG OMG I'M 13 YEARS OLD AND IN LOVE" -Brittany Mae "Smiley Face" Hope

Fun Fact: The individual (Jacob Kendall George) that the author above is describing is likely either no longer a part of their life and/or deeply despised.
by An Audience May 14, 2013
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Jacob Michael Thomas

My beautiful boy.

Extremely caring, loving and strong. One of the best, funniest, smartest people out. Love him absolutely shitless, she's gorgeous inside and out.
Person- ' I wish I had a guy like Jacob Michael Thomas '

Me- ' HELL YEAH YOU DO '
by LIL LLAMA July 9, 2014
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