The scientific law maintaining that you can only do something not stupid for so long. Inferring that no matter how well things are going, something stupid is bound to happen.
Perry: "Jacob is doing really well so far..."
Nick: "Don't worry, he'll mess things up, it's Jacob's law."
Nick: "Don't worry, he'll mess things up, it's Jacob's law."
by LazySour February 3, 2008

The guy from the twilight series by Stephany Meyer who took bella in and unzombified her while that asshole edward was away.
by mindymind October 9, 2008

The definition of a empty hearted "Simp" who back stabs another human in the the hopes of the touch of a women
by Frisky_Fred_ April 17, 2020

Jacob is a fuckboy.
by Princess_2018 January 13, 2018

Jacob is a boy in 8th grade who has got a significant other and who ever that significant is must be a lucky boy/girl.
He is a horrible friend and says lots of mean stuff to his friend.
He is a horrible friend and says lots of mean stuff to his friend.
IS Jacob in 8th grade
by They Call Me The Gay One June 10, 2018

by 283838bobthebiulder February 24, 2019

A person who can't stop (talking) about (basketball), knows (famous) basketball players, and is (crazy).
by jahlfkjaslkdf June 1, 2017
