Jack

he can shoot his cum from over a quarter mile

he can also shit up to 4 foot turds UwU

andrew: holy shit look how far he came
jack: its hot, right?? ;) wanna see me shit?

by Jack & Aiden November 18, 2019

Jack

Jack is a DOG
And you are a FLOWER
When Jack lift his LEG UP
He gives you a SHOWER

A dog who always pee on everyone

If you see Jack run away from him, his urine smell will never come off.

by Ark Bahamut October 9, 2018

Jack

ur bad at soccert

Jack likes Gorgia.

by LilDickyboiGang March 1, 2019

Jack

When you shit your pants and get crap on your balls

Oh shit I Jacked myself

by Lushsg December 9, 2017

Jack

An awesome guy who is likeable, smart, funny, and sporty. He gets all the girls because he has a pleasant face, and his hockey team will probably win the state championship. He is the kind of person who wouldn't put his mouth around the whole water bottle opening when drinking water, because that's gross.

I'm so glad to be friends with Jack because he's so cool!

by graedion June 11, 2018

Jack

Jack is a person who is always by your side, and will always back you in bad situations. A completely honest guy, and you can always trust. if you ever meet a jack, don't be deceived by him, because there are very rare jacks out there.
GIVE THEM A CHANCE!
Yogesh: thanks jack

jack is a special human being.

by John Potato December 5, 2019

Jacked

To get suspended from Twitter. Named after founder and CEO Jack Dorsey. Similar to Zucced.

Donald Trump got Jacked after being accused of inciting the Capitol riot on Twitter.

by thenabster126 March 15, 2021