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Jazzed

Originating from the name Jasmine, the action of having so much drip, swag , and sex appeal that men and women fall in love instantly with you. The victim usually gets no return on investment.
Damn bro, Rodrigo is down bad. He got jazzed at the club last night.
by CrustyGang August 5, 2022
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The act of performing a google search. The company Google (now known as Alphabet) was originally based in Mountain View, California (USA). Jazz Hands refers to a dance move with fingers outstretched, rapidly moving, and fingers splayed somewhat similar to typing.
Take the part number and do the ol' mountain view jazz hands routine to find the spec sheet.
by valarauca1 April 15, 2022
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Jazz Crabs

A particularly nasty case of itchy genitals caused by a romantic encounter with someone who has questionable sexual hygiene.
I went to Ibiza and caught Jazz Crabs.
by Thumper McButtcheeks August 11, 2021
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Jazz

Jazz is the best person you will ever meet! She is so crazy and weird, she is strong mentally and physically. Everyone loves jazz she funny and the easiest person to make friends. Jazz is very good at any sport, she is a loud human being with a big smile . Jazz is always there for u she can be a bitch if she has to, jazz is friends with everyone !
I wish I could make friends like jazz
by Jasminew March 12, 2017
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jazz solo

An emergency move to conquer a mediocre or unsettling vibe. This is done by a man placing his mouth on his own penis then violently expelling air from his anus. Hence a musician playing a fine solo.
"During our night of group sex there was a guy who was ass fucking this woman. During this deed he quietly said to himself 'this feels like the first time I had sex with my dog.' Everyone stopped and then i knew what I had to do. I stood up, walked to the center of the room and related to my peers 'ladies and gentleman let me learn ya something!' I played my jazz solo and single handedly saved the night . We have yet to invite that guy back.
by Cuddlesthebear March 12, 2017
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great jazz

To lie or over exaggerate that mess outta somthin.
That is great jazz on my mova boy
by Great jazz December 11, 2016
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Jazz

Jazz (name) when used as a name is a person that can end into a group or a conversation and always adds something that makes the group or conversation more interesting and complex. A Jazz always helps bring out the best in a person or makes a riff richer.
When Jazz showed up the group smiled and welcomed them.

Jazz made everyone think and laugh a little bit more all night.
by Jazzinksy November 24, 2021
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