Book Legs

The act in which one begins to narrarate ones own life according to the style of the lengthy book just read in a short period of time.

"Frank's still talking like hes an elf in a bloody fantasy novel."
"Probably stuck on his book legs."

by ZePacMan December 23, 2008

Blue Book

A reality shifting script you design sexual fantasies and desires in and can shift into to fuck your desired partner and live out a life filled with whatever daily pleasure you wish.

EX:"i'm feeling Horny i'm shifting to my blue book tonight" *gets fucked* (teeheheheehh)

by harry'swhore February 24, 2021

book chubi

cool bitch.
when typed cool bitch on t9 its book chubi :D

god you are one book chubi!

by CoolLivv :) June 3, 2009

stalking the book

adding over 500 friends on facebook, people you don't even know, so that you can spend hours scanning through their posted pictures and reading their comments

Rachel spent hours online stalking the book.

by foe stigmund August 8, 2009

Book Hangover

The feeling you get when you finish a book but isn't mentally capable enough to start another

A:You should read this book, its really good
B:I can't, I have a book hangover right now

by awkardlaughscuzimdeafasfuck November 26, 2020

creepin' the book

a. using facebook as a method to find out information on a certain person.

b. stalking a person via facebook

so i was creepin' the book to find out if kyle would like to go to prom with me...

facebook stalker creeping

by AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! March 25, 2010

On Da Book

a prepositional phrase used to describe time spent on Facebook. Used to replace saying "on Facebook", often said after making a stalkerish reference to something seen on Facebook.

"I was lurkin' on da book last night and found a picture of my ex making out with a fish."

Girl 1: I wonder if that guy from Chem is available...
Girl 2: He is. He just broke up with Sherry who is in nursing school.
Girl 1: How do you know that...?
Girl 2: What? It was on da book.

by lurkin n' bookin' March 18, 2009