4-inches

A man with their dong being this long is most likely a 11-12 year old kid who always talks about weird shit like how "their penis is massive" and they always talk about how they can "cum" as if its something reall cool, in reality they shoot more blanks than a man with a Vasectomy.

"yeah my penis is like 10-inches long dude" (their dick is 4-inches) "i can cum" "i once nutted so far that it hit my window that was 10-metres away from me" "you know that feeling of nutting ay"

by TheExplainerOfEVERYTHING July 23, 2023

2 inch spiky

Insult meaning a tiny dick, specifically two inches

Stfu Ace all have down there is a 2 inch spiky

by SteakNachos September 25, 2020

funny inch

The caustic name used to refer peanut. People pretend to say fanny itch, but really say this. And then make fun of others for mishearing.

"You said funny inch, not fanny itch...dick." says peanut

by Peanut June 10, 2004

inching

The act of masturbating to the point of ejaculating, stopping, and then returning at the end of the day. This creates a more plentiful ejaculate.

Bro: Dude, did you hear about inching?
Dude: Bro, every time I try.. I can't stop.

by QuakerState April 27, 2016

10 inch pinch

A small crab penis

That crab has a 10 inch pinch

by The DICKshonery January 3, 2017

inch

"Inch" is the abbreviation of interesting
Interesting -> inchesting -> inch

"Did you know that eating fried chicken with a fork in Kentucky is illegal!?
"Inch."

by pretentioushumancyborg January 11, 2022

Six inch stinger

When a privileged white make covers his penis in hot sauce and proceeds to thrust themselves into the cavity of an unsuspecting person

Man I was at a party the other night and turn the light out and gave them the six inch stinger.

by Greasy nipple November 4, 2023