Holiday Homeworks
English substantive
This name was chosen because "Medieval Instruments Of Torture" was too long.
After another fucking year of torture, stress, worries and teachers who alert students to tests only the day before and then complain about grades (more commonly called school) you can't wait to get away from that mass of troubles you've been forced to spend your days with. You already think about the sea, the beach, friends, those fucking hot guys with costumes from which you can see their dick and abs more perfect than Lady Gaga, but then THEY come into play.
Teachers think it's a simple way to keep fit and help us not forget our fucking home address, but that shit will only help us think about other possible methods of committing suicide.
English substantive
This name was chosen because "Medieval Instruments Of Torture" was too long.
After another fucking year of torture, stress, worries and teachers who alert students to tests only the day before and then complain about grades (more commonly called school) you can't wait to get away from that mass of troubles you've been forced to spend your days with. You already think about the sea, the beach, friends, those fucking hot guys with costumes from which you can see their dick and abs more perfect than Lady Gaga, but then THEY come into play.
Teachers think it's a simple way to keep fit and help us not forget our fucking home address, but that shit will only help us think about other possible methods of committing suicide.
X: Hey dude what are u doing with that knife?
Y: Oh, itz true, your teacher hasn't told you about them yet
X: W-w-wait.... Are u talking about.... THEM?
Y: Yes dude... The H-Holiday Homeworks...
X: Do you mind if I borrow the knife when you're done?
Y: Oh, itz true, your teacher hasn't told you about them yet
X: W-w-wait.... Are u talking about.... THEM?
Y: Yes dude... The H-Holiday Homeworks...
X: Do you mind if I borrow the knife when you're done?
by nickiminajisthequeenofrap12343 September 9, 2021
Get the Holiday Homeworksmug. by Wc1249 August 22, 2016
Get the Netflix and Homeworkmug. In order to do Rockstar's homework you must pull down your pants and start jacking off while jumping on your bed
"Hey dude, so I've been thinking, do you wanna come over to my place and do some Rockstar's homework with me?"
by Gom_Bitti October 23, 2020
Get the Rockstar's Homeworkmug. Kyle: Dude, you got a homework slip yesterday?
Chris: Yeah, I did. I forgot I realized that worksheet was due that day. Now my parents are going to kill me.
Kyle: If you haven't been procrastinating yesterday, you should've done it!
Chris: Yeah, I did. I forgot I realized that worksheet was due that day. Now my parents are going to kill me.
Kyle: If you haven't been procrastinating yesterday, you should've done it!
by The Real Driller July 27, 2021
Get the homework slipmug. ‘Homework trolling’: typically a one line contradictory or otherwise provocative statement requiring the recipient to research and explain an issue for the troll, using information available to anyone(i.e., do their homework for them). Can be motivated by the same reactiveness that underlies ‘contempt prior to investigation’, or by a wish to make the recipient dance for them.
That guy could easily read the linked article if he wants to know whether the quote was taken out of context. He’s just homework trolling you by demanding you show him it wasn’t.
by SeattleMnM December 1, 2018
Get the Homework Trollingmug. by John A December 6, 2004
Get the doing homeworkmug. To do "latin homework" is to choke the chicken, flog the dolphin, etc etc masturbate. However, latin homework is completely acceptable to use in public or around unsuspecting friends, because who knows maybe you really are studying a dead language or just clearing the pipes.
by sandscript August 12, 2009
Get the latin homeworkmug.