Heaven says

A song about a man getting tortured and forced to spell easy words like 'answer.'

HEAVEN SAYS, YOU ARE IN DANGER
WHY ARE YOU TORMETING ME LIKE THIS? I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU ENDED UP HERE, I JUST-
NOW SPELL 'ANSWER'
F-R-E-E-D-O-M
WRONG, TRY AGAIN
NOW SPELL 'MANKIND'

D-I-S-E-A-S-E
WRONG, TRY AGAIN
NOW SPELL 'ANSWER'
V-I-O-L-E-N-C-E
WRONG, TRY AGAIN
NOW SPELL 'SIN'

F-R-I-E-N-D-S
WRONG, THE CORRECT ANSWER IS 'Y-O-U'

by Yipsees!! September 24, 2023

heaven preserve us

Spoken when something terrible occurs.

Another school shooting!! Heaven preserve us

by Sicilian Cowboy March 27, 2023

Heaven

A bedroom.

TV Girl: “Heaven Is A Bedroom.”

by Crona.png February 20, 2024

heaven

Were you go when you make a pile for your boyz.

I think I am going to go to heaven because I made a pile for my boyz.

by Ghoulciti December 15, 2008

Bubble Heaven

When you're in a bubble bath with calm music playing and super relaxed. You don't ever want to get out, and you will eventually fall asleep.

Oh man I was in bubble heaven yesterday!

by RobSummers6969 April 26, 2015

Elvis-heaven

A state you might find yourself in if you are struck by Elvis Presley's beauty and sexiness and magnificence

I was watching the '68 Comeback, and his glistening chest and groans brought me to Elvis-heaven

by BigDaddyElvisLover March 5, 2024

Who says heaven is white?

A phrase mostly used by religious southern Americans meaning an unexpected, yet pleasant surprise. Basically "a surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one" in yeehaw slang.

"I hope it was okay for me to bring Billy with me for dinner, I forgot to ask" "Of course! who says heaven is white?"

I thought I was gonna fail this exam, but turns out I passed! My god, who says heaven is white!"

by GentleLad March 5, 2019