Tim-Hard-On

The erection given in anticipation or sheer excitement of going to Tim Hortons.

Dude, me and my friends were headed for Tim Hortons the other day, I had such a Tim-Hard-On.

by PBandJames November 3, 2011

hard dick

Either:
a) A misspelling for hard disk. Usually ends up extremely funny to whoever is reading it because of the second definition...
b) A erection.

a) (as you might see on a tech support forum somewhere) my hard dick wont boot up?!?!?!? what's wrong!?#@?? help!!!!
b) Viagra will give you a hard dick...

by very amused... August 15, 2007

hard nipple

A nipple erection of the female body in while the nipple muscle gets hard due to being simulated by incredibily cold weather or sex.

While Sami was unconscious, Sami's dog gave Sami a hard nipple. Sami, thinking it's the girl of his dreams, enjoyed it.

by whats a hard nipple? June 7, 2009

hard time

Prison-sentence, jail-time.

Murder's gonna get you 25 years hard time.

by The Djudge August 16, 2007

trying hard

(VERB)

1) Trying to "FIT IN" in terms of fashion and social acceptance.

2) Selling your character just to be socially accepted.

Synonym: POSER

Jason is so trying hard, he tries to be a rocker even if he's not, just to be accepted.

by Javarush September 26, 2005

as hard as nails

someone who is hard as nails seems to have no feelings such as fear or sympathy

John is as hard as nails - I've never even seen him smile.

by Angelik_B March 12, 2015

hard timing it

When you're sad, mad, depressed, over a break up with your spouse. Men use it in description to other men, normally.

Have you talk to Steve??

Na that fools hard timing it right now.

by Alberts_a_fool June 4, 2014