Can't Handle It

My brother Johnathan, given a million opportunities and chances in life, yet still setup for failure because of plain stupidity and drug addiction.

Jake: oh man i just ruined this expensive thing.... Ethan: you just done a Can't Handle It!

by nao2357 February 21, 2021

handle

It's the name you use on any social media.

Bob: What's your Insta handle bro
John: OH it's @idnei6zgeis

by basseeeeydaboyee. August 8, 2021

pan handled

Referring to"peter pan";
When a boy/man gets defeated verbally or man handled by another man in public, usually occuring between drunken teenagers and young men in there twenties at a party or social gathering.

When a male goes from boy to man via fight in public

"oh man, you so got pan handled last night at the party"

by Mary-Kate Kenna June 30, 2008

Can you handle it

A gif of a dude kissing his dick with the caption “can you handle it”

“Can you handle it”? *kisses dick*

by Racist-Black-African-Monkey June 20, 2023

handle baring

When you insert 4 fingers into the pussy and your thumb into the woman’s asshole and grab the wad of meat whilst then rapidly shaking it.

We’re you guys just handle baring?

by Hoelster December 4, 2017

handle your handle

To be able to sip, but still function, to be able to function as a being, even if sloshed. Dont drink and drive.

Bro, you need to handle your handle. I'm handling my handle.

by JRay1234567890 June 28, 2019

pump-handle

The ultimate enthusiastic greeting between best buddies or a guy to a girl he feels super-glad to see; it's where ya grab yer friend's hands and shake his arms vigorously up and down while making joyful enthusiastic "musical grunting" noises in time to the motions.

Huge-statured marshmallow-hearted guy, joyfully playing pump-handle with a cute fluffy little thing whom he hasn't seen for ages: URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh...!
Cutie: Hey --- don't wear out my arms, Mr. "URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh"!!

by QuacksO December 19, 2016