Hiking the Appalachian Trail

A euphemism for a mysterious disappearance as a result of illicit activities.

Disappear for a few days and need an explanation? "Sweetie, I was just 'hiking the Appalachian Trail!'"

Boss asking for a note on why you were out for a four-hour lunch with his wife? Yep, you guess it - you were out hiking the Appalachian Trail!

See also Sanford, soon-to-be-former Governor of SC.

by thecovert June 24, 2009

approval hating

The act of being well-liked but not realizing that in the slightest.

Sometimes an approval hating
Will demolish one's approval rating.
-A future poet laureate.

by JohnnyLurg April 3, 2009

social hacking

The use of social engineering to gain access to a place or event where you have no business being.

1. Roy wasn't invited to the party but he knew some people there and used social hacking on the bouncer to get in.

2. Frank Abagnale Jr. in Catch Me If You Can escaping his duties as a doctor by making the interns seem incompetent.

3. Joe asked his Dad if he could stay out late, and was refused and went to his Mom and asked her mentioning that Dad had already said it was okay. Joe had been out of the house for two hours before his parents realized they were victims of social hacking.

by Matt Snowball December 9, 2008

Hawking

When a girl is staring down a guy she wants to hook up with and does whatever is neccessary to get with him

Did you see brittney last night at the party she kept hawking sebastian.

by mr. hawk March 24, 2009

hawking the higgins

When one masturbates one's partner with one's extra large feet so as to deposit the partner's semen in one's mouth. It is also necessary for said partner to screech like a hawk while the masturbator imagines a hawk's head on the partner's shoulders.

Damn, that motherfucker is hawking the higgins with relish; too bad his parade will be rained on by the fire of fury's love juice.

by In the next room September 15, 2008

[having text]

1. The beginning stage of a relationship when you spend countless hours sending text messages back and forth.

2. Flirtatious text messaging

I swear I'm going to get carpal tunnel in my thumbs from "having text" all night, when in fact it should be my hamstrings that hurt.

by BigDsmuck December 9, 2008

having a mung

Chomping into something real hard.

Eating in general.

Not related to mung

Omg having a mung on this apple.

This bread is so good have a mung.

by Beashaz September 21, 2016