by TobyIn3D December 08, 2022
by Flatch June 30, 2006
When having sex, the man lies on his back with erect cock upwards, whilst the man or woman having sex with him jumps into the air, bends over in air, and proceeds to 360 spin his/her asshole around said cock.
by Ucant June 13, 2009
Not, as commonly supposed, an automatic timer controlled tea making device from the 1970s, but a specialised role amongst the household servants of the 1870s.
Lord Limpwick retired to his room where he summoned young Fanny Hornblower, his faithful Goblin Teasmaid.
by Andy Carter March 26, 2004
by mijam January 16, 2004
An ugly ass mother fucker, oringinating in Northwest San Antonio, Texas, who talks shit and plays mister innocent all the time. He enjoys extra curricular activities such as gliding around on his glider and being violated in the asshole repeatedly by a lion looking motherfucker. He stars in such movies as Spiderman 1,2, and 3, Harry Potter 1,2,3, and 4, and Enchanted. There have been known to not shower, wash their hair, or brush their teeth. They are virgins, and will always be. They drop drumsticks alot. When witnessing a goblin pussy, please keep your distance and try not to look into their green pericing eyes.
Sergio: hey you Goblin Pussy where did you park your glider this morning?
Goblin Pussy:Eeeeeeeeeeee thats messed up...
Goblin Pussy:Eeeeeeeeeeee thats messed up...
by sed1209 May 19, 2009
by Minion of TGOSoE December 10, 2009