bean goblin

A connoisseur of baked beans also has no friends.

"Do you have any beans?"
"nah i'll ask the bean goblin."

by ejrf;,da October 27, 2018

library goblin

a student who stays long hours in the library, especially at night.

writing this dissertation is turning me into a bit of a library goblin

by the loyal servant of euan October 14, 2016

Goblin Screwdriver

When having sex, the man lies on his back with erect cock upwards, whilst the man or woman having sex with him jumps into the air, bends over in air, and proceeds to 360 spin his/her asshole around said cock.

Man 1: Damnit, susan broke my dick off doing a goblin screwdriver, she needs aim!
Man 2: lol

by Ucant June 13, 2009

Goblin Teasmaid

Not, as commonly supposed, an automatic timer controlled tea making device from the 1970s, but a specialised role amongst the household servants of the 1870s.

Lord Limpwick retired to his room where he summoned young Fanny Hornblower, his faithful Goblin Teasmaid.

by Andy Carter March 26, 2004

ass goblin

A chef whose forte' is tossing salad.

I was looking for oral, but I wasn't expecting an ass goblin

by mijam January 16, 2004

Goblin Pussy

An ugly ass mother fucker, oringinating in Northwest San Antonio, Texas, who talks shit and plays mister innocent all the time. He enjoys extra curricular activities such as gliding around on his glider and being violated in the asshole repeatedly by a lion looking motherfucker. He stars in such movies as Spiderman 1,2, and 3, Harry Potter 1,2,3, and 4, and Enchanted. There have been known to not shower, wash their hair, or brush their teeth. They are virgins, and will always be. They drop drumsticks alot. When witnessing a goblin pussy, please keep your distance and try not to look into their green pericing eyes.

Sergio: hey you Goblin Pussy where did you park your glider this morning?

Goblin Pussy:Eeeeeeeeeeee thats messed up...

by sed1209 May 18, 2009

Nog Goblin

A person who consumes copious amounts of egg nog.

Guy1: Dude, that's a lot of 'nog you're drinking...
Guy2: Yea, I likes the 'nog.
Guy1: Nog Goblin.

by Minion of TGOSoE December 10, 2009