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Eve

Adam's wife.
she ate the fucking fruit and doomed humanity
Person 1: I fucking hate Eve
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: She ate the fucking fruit and doomed humanity
by IFuckingHateEve November 24, 2023
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New Year’s Eve

Tomorrow night is New Year’s Eve, get the cages ready
by Bplug47 December 4, 2023
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Christmas's eves anniversary

today is christmas's eves anniversary
by @1millstaraj December 8, 2023
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eve

my little newt, my egregious baby, the LOML. hobbies eve has includes wafting queef, and sprawling on the floor like a predator waiting to kick you in the apex of your thighs. eve has a lovely bent fingernail that i love to lap up and roll around in my mouth. when you look into eve's eyes, you will be engulfed in HORNINESS. eve has a lorping tongue that reaches the trianglated glistening chin i have always loved. it can also morph into a clover, symbolizing how lucky i am to have eve in my life. i want to rub eves eyebrows
today EVE helds up pinky finger and said Chinese middle finger! and then stuffedstuffs the finger and spins you around on it like a basketball. Eve: I am the king of the jungle.
by Eve'slittleelf December 14, 2023
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Grandma eve e-lyn

#g-rape.st
A evil psycho who lies about being a girl you fell in love with 7 years ago then dresses up as her to rape or steal your semen by squatting on you like a duck 🦆

They put vinegar up the vj before acts and only when it’s too late are you incapacitated by the scent. Probably fx makeup specialist and a actual artist or painter
No I’m for real there were at least 2 grandma eve e-lyn they are davinci of disguises.
by KelrlddippninOx8oooohhh July 14, 2023
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grace eve ibarra

is kooler then u x
by useriskoolerthenu August 9, 2023
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eve jobs

Incredibly beautiful, sweet and lovely all the way around. Never let this person go.
Wow. Did you meet eve jobs. She is so smart and beautiful.
by silentsilence August 11, 2023
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