Like fools gold, fools porn is porn that looks really good. But due to the content which might be distressing or disturbing makes it impossible to jerk off to. Most commonly ntr hentai which for some reason has the best artists. Only fools think they can bust one out to fools porn.
"Dude I found a really good doujin but it was by ratatatat74." "Oh man I hope you didn't try to pull your pork to that. Its fools porn."
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Person 1: Did you hear Anna married Jessie the moocher?
Person 2: Oh yah, Jessie is dumb as a doorknob but his Dad has big money. She’s such a fools gold digger!
Person 2: Oh yah, Jessie is dumb as a doorknob but his Dad has big money. She’s such a fools gold digger!
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There was someone eating fries on the train when I was on my way to school. I still feel the foodstration from it!
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Eddie: Chris, thanks for paying for my food. I haven’t had a good meal in days, you’re truly a Foober.
Eddie: Chris, thanks for paying for my food. I haven’t had a good meal in days, you’re truly a Foober.
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