The Flat

Nickname for Lafayette, Louisiana. Called this because the word flat is within the word Lafayette.

We went to The Flat last night. Downtown was full of bitches.

by Louisiplaya January 17, 2009

flat top

a hairstyle worn by psychobillies, short on the sides with the top styled upwards and trimmed so that it is flat, hence the name 'flat top'.

"cool,cool,cool flat top yeah" lyrics by horrorpops.

My boyfriend Gareth would love a flat top but his hair's too curly lol

by strawberrycherry November 2, 2008

flat

an adjective used to describe a girl with no ass or tits.

yo mama's so flat the wall's jealous of her

by pascal July 23, 2004

White sausages on flat plate

Multiple lines of cocaine served on a flat surface

"I'm already wired. My breakfast was a couple of white sausages on a flat plate

by Pegleg September 19, 2004

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.

Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007

Floaty

The act of being extremely steezy, usually takes place while skiing.

I just hucked a dub cork 12 off the money booter, bruh.
Dude, I saw. That was so floaty.

by WeelAfterbangs January 17, 2011

Flat out like a lizard drinkin

Very busy, "flat out"

"Are you busy, Mike?"

"Busy! I'm flat out like a lizard drinkin!"

by Lizard Drinkin May 21, 2005