Faux-perfect

Adjective: Perfect only in a mirror. Nearly-successful pretense of perfection in desired characteristic(s).

Adverb: Faux-per'fectly
Verb: Faux-perfect'
Gerunds: Faux-perfec'tion, Faux-perfec'ting, Faux-perfec'ted

Yes, his hair is flawless, he always dresses to the nines, knows all the best restaurants and they give him the best table. Then he goes home and yells at the kids. Now, I call that "faux-perfect"

by cpubizman March 07, 2024

doin' it faux natural

to masturbate

I haven't had sex in 15 years. To get by all that time, I have been doin' it faux natural.

by Poetjester February 06, 2016

bo faux

A parody of Bo-Ho.. Millennials acting like bohemian hippies at festivals but returning to their reckless consumerism in day-to-day life.

Coachella is full of Bo Faux kids

by tommydog November 12, 2018

faux frenzy

a pretend freak out used when a diversion is needed.

All right Jimmy now here's the plan, were going to cause a faux frenzy.

by urbanwordhunter April 16, 2010

faux soul

The illusion of spiritual depth and existential meaning engineered by capitalist minions in order to more effectively sell products.

“The Apple Store’s atmosphere is pure faux soul.”

by SalvyZ July 13, 2019

faux home button

The new Home button on the iPhone 7. It's just an indent in the screen glass. On iPhones prior to version 7, the Home button was a physical button that moved when pressed. The faux home button relies on vibration to simulate a press.

Apple Fan: "I love my new iPhone 7!"
Sentimental Person: "I remember when the iPhone had actual buttons! Not that faux home button nonsense..."
Apple Fan: "You're just jealous."

by saycreative September 16, 2016

Faux Plow

Fake fucking, pretend sex, as done in movies, TV series,etc... All the rhythemic moving, none of the "action".

Every 6 minutes in Game of Thrones features people faux plowing like its nobody's business.
That show is a neverending faux plow.

by CrimsonArcher95 January 25, 2015