fanny weasel

The ancient Mesopotamian sex act in which a small forest-dwelling mammal is placed into the anus of your wife and left there for 8 days and 8 nights until the ultimate assgasm is achieved.

Guy 1: Dude where were you last night? I told you I was having people over to watch season 2 of the O.C.

Guy 2: Yeah my bad bro. I went over to that slut Monica's house and we totally hooked up. She told me I gave her the best assgasm she's had since she last got fanny weaseled in '94.

Guy 1: Word.

by Squamal Bear January 12, 2009

fanny pack

The excess fat that hangs down from the stomach in the fashion of a "fanny pack."

Mike -Damn, she's a fuckin fatass!
Chris -Yeah bro, she's got a fuckin fanny pack!

by BlackMagic6011 April 7, 2007

Mo' Fanny

Even we don't know what the fuck this is...

Person: Yo wasup Mo' Fanny

Person 2: What the FUCKING HELL are you talking bout'

by anonymous6476349 November 9, 2010

Fanny purse

The fanny purse is the one in the vehicle responsible for kiestering the goods when pulled over. It cant be just any friend, they have to be the one who eats hot dogs through the wrong end.

Kolton fulfilled his duty as fanny purse when we had a run in with a state boy last night

by Bill 12343 July 23, 2019

fanny vegetarian

female who has been single for a while and prefers (organic) vegetables to shop bought toys to tide her over

In the last couple of weeks, I have wrapped muself around a courgette (don't like the texture much) and a couple opf organic carrots (much better) and a cucumber but hell they are wayyyy too bulky! But seriously, it's time for a piece of meat, I don't want to stay a fanny vegetarian for ever!

by JuxTheFirst October 10, 2008

Fanny dust

When your having sexual intercorse with a female and dust starts to come out of her vagina(fanny) you usually puke and flee

Hey man you look ill you must have seen ya dogs fanny dust

by Your real dad January 13, 2018

Bar Fanny

When a girl has been in a bar too long and her vagina starts to gush with sweat and smell like stale beer

"I think I've been in this bar too long, my vagina is so sweaty. I must have a case of Bar Fanny! What if a guy wants to go down on me!?"

"Dear lord, that girl last night must have had serious Bar Fanny, it absolutely stunk and tasted like the end of an old pint!"

by AMBBCN16 September 15, 2016