Person 1: Fuck me sideways and call me daddy!
Person 2: Excuse me. Say that again, this time, imma grab my nutsack so hard that my eyes pop out of my head.
Person 1: Fuck me sideways and call me daddy!
Person 2: Excuse me. Say that again, this time, imma grab my nutsack so hard that my eyes pop out of my head.
Person 1: Fuck me sideways and call me daddy!
by Dayday2001 January 7, 2019
Get the fuck me sideways and call me daddymug. Self explanatory, a unnaturally high heel designed for optimal leg angulation. Typically a stiletto.
by Camilla W. Bush April 14, 2007
Get the knock me down and fuck me heelsmug. Similar in meaning to “Boy, am I a dumb ass,” this advanced application of “fuck me running” is to be used in situations which were originally a surprise, but now have recurred over and over again, and the fuckee (that's you) has still not had the sense to leave.
As in: “I still have a joint checking account with my girlfriend. Well, fuck me stupid, shoulda been running."
by rowafe August 25, 2009
Get the fuck me stupid, shoulda been running.mug. Charlie, you know that adopted sister of yours that moved to New York, burnadette, wasn't it? well, while she was away she had a sex change and now she is Burnie. Charlie, eyes wide open proclaims " well fuck me gently with a 2 x 4"
by l moyse January 5, 2008
Get the fuck me gently with a 2 x 4mug. by Capital K ush September 30, 2009
Get the fuck me sideways to the leftmug. when your dad forcefully inserts his penis into your anus cavity while stapling your testicles together while you gasp for air, choking on your own pre cum
by cockwhore December 9, 2016
Get the fuck me in the ass daddy oh yesmug. alphabet's but somethings wrong?!??!? 😳
random stranger: *sings the abcs but it is wrong*
random stranger: whoa dude, is that the abcs song but better?
me: yes. just a few drops of water and then the song will be much more perfect.
random stranger who committed arson once: someone gave me this popcorn. do you want some?
random stranger who has done nothing: yes please. I need to hear more of this beautiful masterpiece.
random stranger: *sings the abcs but it is wrong*
random stranger: whoa dude, is that the abcs song but better?
me: yes. just a few drops of water and then the song will be much more perfect.
random stranger who committed arson once: someone gave me this popcorn. do you want some?
random stranger who has done nothing: yes please. I need to hear more of this beautiful masterpiece.
random stranger: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy and z now I know my abc's next time won't you fuck with me
by holydrugs April 26, 2022
Get the abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy and z now I know my abc's next time won't you fuck with memug.