Ethan is a cocky son of a bitch. He is the kind of person to call you by the wrong name and he will talk about you behind your back in front of your face. He uses humor as a defense mechanism to hide his insecurities triggered by being the least favored child. He tries to drown his personal sorrows in sports, but is further sunken by his lack physical skill and his inability to perform *wink-wink*. His “friends” laugh at him rather than with him, but his ignorance of human interaction prevents him recognizing this. You could say his girlfriend is using him for money and transportation, but he doesn’t have one. In pictures he looks like a sock puppet caught on the wrong end of a mugging, and in person he looks worse. He tries to his face with a hat, worn so many times that there is sweat stain on it— and on his soul. He thinks he’s smart, which shows how dumb he is. He laughs loud to make people think he’s happy, but he’s not—he struggles internally, fighting for a ray of happiness. Ethan, if you’re reading this, necesitas ayuda.
by Elog June 5, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. the basic white guy that has no hoes. his dick is obviously small considering his weak ass name. you already know that his stoke game weak also. he thinks he could possibly be a soundcloud rapper with his stupid ass walmart version of “fire” & this guy can’t fight for shit.
by Khyree the real nigga May 6, 2020
Get the Ethanmug. Big dick bag. Brags about how big his penis is but in actually it’s pretty small, average at best. Thinks he’s so cool but is usually full of shit. Also a very large poser, not a fun person to be around.
Gary: Hey dude, you see that fuck face Ethan over there.
Jonathan: Yea, sadly. I can barely stand to look at his disgusting face.
Gary: Same.
Jonathan: Yea, sadly. I can barely stand to look at his disgusting face.
Gary: Same.
by garywinthorpe2 October 16, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. the gif will tell you everything about him, a hood nigga who is just looking for some blue cheese to put on his greasy ass toes and he wants to put the cheese in his toenails, deep down
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by A3KT3K October 19, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. The mustiest nigga that you will ever meet in your life, his musty presence just makes you feel dirty and is unsettling.
by nigga_lettuce231 April 13, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. Not drunk pissed just pissed put the 1 pound donations in the chat show this to FRED SOWDEN and he will hit u with his nab. Gothic coon catholic’s basher mums a hore
by Codey twin chinks for life June 15, 2019
Get the Ethanmug.