Ethan

A man with a two inch dick, who loves to spend their time masturbating to gay porn. They often suck their best friend’s dick, and get STDs.

“Bro where’s Ethan at, I need my daily head.”

by Johna LongSchlong October 13, 2019

Ethan

Ethan is the most perfect boy ever. He is so lovely. Not all people like him. But some people love him. If you're dating him watch out. As soon as you date him everyone will go for him. Ethan is the most caring boyfriend ever although you will fight with him. You always get over it within minutes. Hes very loyal and "trustworthy . If you're a cheer leader you can easily convince him to come to your games. He will love you with all of his heart. If you want him to get you something he will get it right away. You will have lots of inside jokes

Person 1: "Ethan is so sweet"

His gf: "BACK OFF HES MINE"

by 6dhs August 20, 2019

Ethan

You may not notice him at first but once you get to know him you probably fall for him, I mean it hard not to. Hugging him it makes you feel safe. When you look in to him eyes you see something you need. He's a kind are caring person. He maybe a nerd on the outside but will always be a sweetheart on the inside. He can change a girl with a broken heart to a full heart. He loves seeing you happy. He may not be to good with girl but he will try his best to make her feel safe and he will love her.

Person 1:Omg are you really dating Ethan?
Me:Yes!
Person 2:Your the lucky girls.
Person 1:Yeah I wish I was dating someone like him.

by Aye.itz.your.girl May 13, 2017

Ethan

Usually gets taken for a mug but is the most kindest selfless person you'll ever meet

Paula : Shall we have a cup of tea in the new Ethan?
Christine : the one from pound land? Yeah sure

by eggyegg October 12, 2017

ethan

Ethanis a person that always corrects you. He loves to go exploring with his cat. He loves pizza from trey. Ethan loves to hang out with Jonathan Cunningham and wants to make a collab video with him. You can always find Ethan playing minecraft.

“okay ethan”

by Jen Hotdogs October 21, 2017

Ethan

An EXTREMELY self-conceited person. Would rather talk about themself than listen to someone's last words. The farthest thing from humble, appreciative, and respectful. Thinks every girl wants his dick. Likes to use the phrase: you don't know me. Dad bod is a requirement.

Ethan has pushed me over the edge. I can't hear myself think over him talking about himself.

by Phatho May 20, 2017

Ethan

Ethan is a amazing guy, someone you never want to lose. He is always there when you need him, a shoulder to cry on no matter how far the distance it also doesn’t hurt that he’s adorable. When you spend time with him you never want it to end, which makes saying goodbye harder. Ethan will be the best boyfriend you’ll ever have. He’s also a great best friend someone you can

laugh with forever. Ily Ethan ❤️

Girl 1: That guy is so amazing

Girl 2: He must be a (Ethan)

by Kenzy December 12, 2017