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Eskimo

A guy who's SEXY AS HELL and gets all the girls whenever he pulls up. A GOD AT GAMES and just a god at life girls often say "Eskimo you are a fucking God and sexy as hell"
Eskimo is sexy as hell
by Exonova October 22, 2020
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Eskimo

An idiot that lives in a cold place. They look like mammoths with messed up teeth and stuff.
Ew john looks like a eskimo!!!
by Zatiotion June 13, 2017
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Eskimo Marshmallow Crème Pop

The Eskimo Marshmallow Crème Pop is a sexual act where a male has a female perform fellatio and spit his semen into a make your own popsicle container. Freeze it, and then when it is frozen he proceeds to make her put on a parka and then insert the frozen semen stick into her anal cavity. This sexual act was invented by a woman.
Girl 1: I thought he was a nice guy asking me if I wanted an eskimo marshmallow crème pop. It sounded good, so I said yes. Then he did it.
Girl 2: So was it good?
Girl 1: No... it was not good. Not good at all. So cold... So very cold.
Girl 2: Wow.
by Switchbladelove March 28, 2013
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Eskimo Head

When it's too cold to remove your clothes while reciving/giving head, so only the genitalia are removed from the clothing (man unzips fly and slips out his dick/ woman pulls down pants to expose the vagina)
Man it was so cold yesterday my girlfriend gave me Eskimo Head
by Harry azzol February 25, 2018
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ESKIMO

TrevorMotherFuckinGuy!!
Have you met ESKIMO!!
by Skittlezz😍 May 15, 2016
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Eskimo bros

When a girl sucks two dicks and gets them off in one night, then kisses them both after, they are now considered Eskimo brothers.
Jesse, from Christian school, says, "she sucked your dick too? And we both just kissed her? That means we are Eskimo bros now!"
by Kekala June 29, 2022
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Eskimo Kiss

When you're so deep in her pussy that your nose is rubbing her cervix.
Jimbo lost both of his ears when he wouldn't let up on an Eskimo Kiss.
by Jeebooski December 18, 2021
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