The Key for an Aston Martin
by A S N December 24, 2008

Yo bitch I gotta go pre-board with my emotional support animal. See you in an hour when you finally get on the plane.
by Premedmachine May 2, 2018

An Emotional Tissue Box is someone you can come to, to talk about your feelings and emotions. They are there for you, and they are like a tissue box because they quell your tears.
To show how someone is such a good tissue box, call them by a really nice tissue box brand name, like Puffs Plus.
To show how someone is such a good tissue box, call them by a really nice tissue box brand name, like Puffs Plus.
Jonny Waffle: Avery, you dah best.
Avery: I'm here for you man.
Jonny Waffle: You're like Puffs Plus, you Emotional Tissue Box.
Avery: <3
Avery: I'm here for you man.
Jonny Waffle: You're like Puffs Plus, you Emotional Tissue Box.
Avery: <3
by Jonny Waffle July 14, 2011

Emotional Intelligence is the ability to identify emotions (in both yourself and others), to recognize the powerful effects of those emotions, and to use that information to inform and guide behavior!
Can't fight but I did a Emotional bomb on you the other day you couldn't talk. And still saved your ass pussy put you in your place!
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd October 10, 2019

a.A process where a person goes through emotions/stages or grief in a short time
b.Hyperbolic term for roller coaster of emotions
b.Hyperbolic term for roller coaster of emotions
A: Damn, he went from crying, to being happy, then shocked and angry
B: Bro went through a fucking bullet train of emotions
B: Bro went through a fucking bullet train of emotions
by jinx_cat May 5, 2022

your ex that no matter if you’re dating them or someone else you consistently just cannot leave alone. you probably are hung up on them but you’re just “friends”
by ghxstgxrl May 22, 2022

An emotional cheap shot, normally to a female from a male during an argument. Usually used by a man when he gets mad enough to hit a girl but won't, so instead he says something he knows will really upset her.
by fmab March 11, 2010
