Duke Nukem Forever

A notoriously delayed shooter. Starring everyone's favorite Crazy Awesome Badass Motherfucker: Duke Nukem, it has been delayed for twelve years.

Then 3drealms shut down. It looked like all hope was lost...

UNTIL GEARBOX CAME IN AND SAVED THE DAY! No, seriously, for the first time in 12 years, at PAX, it was finally confirmed that the game was going to be released, and playable, in 2011. To further drive the point home, it was actually playable at PAX. After a four-hour line, of course.

I'm here to kick ass and release Duke Nukem Forever, and I'm all out of ass.

ALWAYS BET ON DUKE.

by ARatherPoorDriver October 28, 2010

duke nukem forever

The video game that is the sequel to Duke Nukem 3D. The game has been delayed multiple times and many lost hope of it's completion. As a sort of accidental foreshadowing, the acronym for Duke Nukem Forever is D.N.F (Did Not Finish). Luckily Gear Box has stated that the game is due to arrive sometime in 2011 and anyone who bought the "game of the year" edition of Borderlands will be able to play the demo before anyone else.

Person 1-
Dude, valve is taking forever with Half-life 2 : episode 3.

Person 2-
I've been waiting since 1997 for Duke Nukem Forever. You haven't even SEEN "taking forever"!!!

by colonel numbnuts December 23, 2010

duke nuke

to have haemeroids real bad

the reason im always pissed off is on account of my bad case of duke nuke

by bhb August 16, 2003

Run some dukes

To have sex

Yo, I'm gonna bring this chick upstairs and run some dukes.

by Bobby Ice June 3, 2010

ma dukes

1. Someone's Heroes/Role-Models

2. Any genitalia that comes in a pair

1. Tom Cruise is one of ma dukes

2. I named ma dukes "George Clooney" and "Kevin Spacey," so that when I get kicked in the balls, it is now a win/loose situation

by no13 March 10, 2005

duke lacrosse team

a team of non-rapists whose sport and reputations have been destroyed due to over-exploitation and ignorance. many people like to talk about the duke rape case but they actually have very few of the facts (the rest of which they make up in accordance to their own opinions) and jump to conclusions and uninformed decisions.

"Someone knocked a guy unconcious at Cook Out because he was wearing a Duke Lacrosse team shirt? What a fool."

by * voice of reason * May 24, 2006

Duke Depps Chair

A chair that always gets railed every single time the song “ I see Red” gets played in a Dukemoose livestream.

OMG DID YOU SEE DUKE DEPPS CHAIR 🪑

by Idkmyname____ March 19, 2021