Dink

Dual income no kids

Ron and Sarah are Dinks. They get to spend all of their money on vacation.

by Metown161 July 28, 2024

Dink

A delicious BBQ pulled pork sandwich sold by Buck and Dink's BBQ only sold in metro Detroit.

Since we are going to be in Detroit I can get a brisket dink while there. SWEET!

by GeekTard June 3, 2018

dink

a twink but fat

“so you’re gay, white, a power bottom and fat? you’re such a dink bro”

by dikkeaap October 7, 2021

dink

shrinking someone to the size of a shrinky dink by putting them in a 9000 degree oven

If you keep up these shenanigans, I’m gonna dink you!
Man, I just failed no dink December.

by dinkingalwaysandforever October 24, 2020

Dink

Completely and utterly fucking mentally inept

“Hear about that anti gun government lady?”
“ yeah, dudes a fuckn dink”

by Whorehey October 26, 2019

Dink

Is an acronym for Dual Income No Kids. An initially self-complimentary term used by couples (married or unmarried) of child-rearing age; who receive sizeable incomes from their respective employers. Instead of sacrificing their time and money on a new generation, they flaunt their ability to live like eternal adolescents..

Mary (sipping a Mimosa): Joe and I are dinks! We were at Le Bain until 5am. We don't have to worry about bringing kids to school in the morning and can sleep in because Sunday brunch runs late!

Mary (in her 70's in hospice): I'm a Sink...Joe died last year, and I have nobody to visit me. All of my money and properties will end up in probate, and get dispersed to different government entities.

by johnlee^ December 9, 2023

Shrinkly Dinks

When you’re in the water for too long & the skin on your finger tips (& other things...) shrivel up.

Because Michael was in the pool for hours, he now has Shrinkly Dinks

by QueenLovexo June 10, 2018