a.d.

actual day; actual date

"what was the a.d. of the purchase?"

"let's party on the a.d. of my b-day for a change!"

by kingman November 16, 2003

C.H.A.D

A girl who is a total bitch. People hate her and she has no friends. She plays soccer and is often talked about behind her back.

"OMGOSH C.H.A.D"

by Palmer Ridge Locker Talk June 14, 2009

A.D

A.D means Ass Disease like when a female has a big round ass.

damn those senoritas have a case of A.D

by AHDIU December 22, 2007

G.A.D.D.

Guy/Girl Attention Deficit Disorder.

Any person male or female who is characterized by such an extreme form of A.D.D. that the disorder transfers over to s/he's dealings with love. In other words the person cannot sufficient satisfaction from one potential mate nor maintain focus on the said person, therefore they must constantly drift from one lover too another. Essentially a womanizer/manizer/player but they have the ability to blame their actions on their 'disorder'.

Woman suffering from G.A.D.D. speaking to her 'boyfriend': When I fell outta the boat- oh by the way did I tell you the boat's name was Ol' Jim and my father names all my boats. But about falling outta the boat... OH HEY (glancing a man who just walked in... I'll be back in a little bit (runs off to the other man and immediately engages in flirtatious behavior and later repeats her action with another man)

'boyfriend' (muttering himself): Well so much for that... she needs something more than just Ritalin for that G.A.D.D.

by Victim of a G.A.D.D. woman May 20, 2009

K.a.D.

Kiss A Dick

Made famous by the fantastically wonderful Kevin Federline aka K.Fizzle aka K.Fed aka Federlizzle.

K.Fed: All you haters can K.a.D.
US Weekly: What did he say?
K.Fed: KISS A DICK, BITCHES!

by thebigwiggle June 11, 2006

F.A.D.U.

Acronym for Faggots and Dykes United. It's the insensitive way to refer to the Gay and Lesbian alliance.

Perez Hilton and Rosie O'Donnel would be the king and queen of F.A.D.U.

by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM September 19, 2009

SMAD or S.M.A.D.

"Stock Market Anxiety Disorder". This is a disorder that is tied with the volatile stock market that can cause high blood pressure and other anxiety symptoms. It's directly tied to sharp moves in the stock market for people who watch the market and work in the market.

With my blood pressure spiking today after the market dropped 600 points, I clearly suffer from SMAD or S.M.A.D. or "Stock Market Anxiety Disorder".

by Jeff Lutz March 13, 2009