Crusty Potato

The guy eats out the girl while she's on her period. He lets the blood dry on his face, then peels off the 'crusty potato.'

I wonder if that guy knows he forgot to peel his crusty potato?

by SirDumpsalot January 3, 2009

Crusty Trumpet

A sex act in which a man engages in anal sex with a woman, without any lube. The woman then releases gas during the act, not unlike a Trumpet.

man 1 - Where's Dave?
man 2 - I think he's slipping his secretary a Crusty Trumpet.

by Fbbb September 23, 2010

crusty keys

when one is bored you grab your lappylaptop and find a dark empty room. then precede to pitch a tent of whatever size. dry grab you shanghai shanker and sploush on your keys. leave your lappy sit and dry.

Floyd, can i use your lappy since Daryl always has crusty keys. Hells no suck dick fucker!

by Brent DuBois September 7, 2008

Crusty Canyon

The act of ejaculating on and around your partners gooch area.

"I gave Jessica a Crusty Canyon the other day, she's a gross chick."

by Cdubzisthegreatest February 8, 2012

crusty muff

A woman who has not wiped her pussy for a long time so she gets crusty flaps

Wow Barry's nan has a crusty muff

by Thefamms March 24, 2016

crusty keys

when one is bored you grab your lappylaptop and find a dark empty room. then precede to pitch a tent of whatever size. dry grab you shanghai shanker and sploush on your keys. leave your lappy sit and dry.

Floyd, can i use your lappy since Daryl always has crusty keys. Hells no suck dick fucker!

by Brent DuBois September 7, 2008

Crusty and dusty

Wen the female vigina has crusty dried cum left in his/her vigina abd dusty is the physical smell and look of a nasty aroma of the vigina

Commin in stripers, hoes, and female escort

Yo that bitch was crusty and dusty last night im no kidding she was

by Fuge_Nuggets December 18, 2019