The Coon Eyes is a sexual act that can be done in two ways, depending on race. The first envolves a black woman. The black woman must be wearing glasses at the point of the male ejaculation. The man then gives the black woman a complete facial, completly covering all of her face. After this is done the black woman then takes of her glasses, exposing her eyes which would have been blocked from the semen hence giving her the appearence of a racoon with dark eyes. The next way is with a white woman, but requires totally different procedures. This time the male does not have to give the female a complete facial, and the female does not have to wear glasses. This time the white female must wear a ski-mask, and the male must then provide his bowel movements(shit), and he must provide this all over her face. After this is done the white woman then removes the ski-mask, leaving her eyes filled with shit, hence giving her the appearence of a racoon.
This white girl was getting on my nerves after I got done fucking her, so I left that bitch laying their confused after I gave her the Coon Eyes!
by Marcus Anthony Smith October 04, 2007
ex 1: Black guy smoking a Newport: "It's not about the toothpicks... It's about the coon sticks, Niggaaa!"
ex 2: Black guy at convenience store looking to puchase a pack of Newports: "Y'all got any coon sticks?"
ex 2: Black guy at convenience store looking to puchase a pack of Newports: "Y'all got any coon sticks?"
by Wulfgrim October 29, 2006
A desperate male who believes he has a chance at the poon, and follows his target endlessly in order to ultimately be granted access.
Someone who only hangs around his lady friend for sex.
Someone who only hangs around his lady friend for sex.
by TXZappa September 18, 2008
This is when a black women has extremely big and round boobies. Not to be confused with a black man's balls.
Jim: "Damn, Shaneeqwa has some nice coon balls!"
Bobby: "Yeah, they look like nice round chocolates!"
Bobby: "Yeah, they look like nice round chocolates!"
by jg123123 January 21, 2009
A new racial slur which is applied to ethnic Indians since their successful completition of a lunar mission.
by Metlex September 25, 2009
When one cannot stand up for ones belief or capabilities; a word that gets used to name call weak kids; another version of a wimp, pussy, scaredy cat, chicken, bitch; having no courage or will power to defend ones self. Most Coon Poons tend to be weak and under pressure.
Ashley: Alex flinches every time you pretend to hit him!
Kody: Yeah, 'cause he's a fucking Coon Poon!
Ashley: What a pussy!
Kody: Hahahaha!
Kody: Yeah, 'cause he's a fucking Coon Poon!
Ashley: What a pussy!
Kody: Hahahaha!
by Ashley2oh9 August 07, 2010
by Rey Costa April 19, 2019