Michael: I was playing COD Modern Warfare 2019 and some fucking campers on Picadilly pegged me with their fucking 725s!
Asch: LOL get gud.
Asch: LOL get gud.
by smokingtires77 September 21, 2020
by anonymous April 10, 2005
A sex act where a woman masturbates with a live lobster and it lays eggs inside of her vagina. Then, you begin eating her out while simultaneously punching down on her uterus, launching the lobster eggs out of her vagina and into your mouth.
by Man from Nantucket August 01, 2023
An awesome song by Vampire Weekend, but no one knows what it means exactly.. I searched 'cape cod' on UrbanDictionary and there's a whole story and I'm too lazy to read it so if you wanna know what one part means, UrbanDictionary it!
he: Have you heard that awesome song by Vampire Weekend? It goed like 'is your bed made, is your sweater on, do you wanna fuck, like you know I do?'
she: Yeah, that's Cape Cod Kwassa Kwassa!
she: Yeah, that's Cape Cod Kwassa Kwassa!
by al0hafromhell_ December 24, 2011
A woman who has anal sex with a man, takes his fecal stained penis and inserts it in her mouth. He repeats this action multiple times until the woman has a sufficient amount of poop in her mouth. She then then puts the feces onto a tray like a piece of chocolate and places it in the oven, lets it cook and then ingests it.
by Tim Granger-Johnson July 02, 2008
Similar to "like the fist of an angry god" (To fuck an attractive girl or boy with incredible force, it would be like hitting her or him with the so-called "Fist of an Angry God"), but substituting cod and god because they sound alike. Originally created from the LiveJournal Community "Fandom_Secrets" by someone misreading the aforementioned term.
"I'd hit Anthony Bourdain like the fist of an angry cod!"
by f!s July 20, 2008
A woman puts herself in "canis familiaris" position. A man takes a large cod fish, opens its mouth and fills it with his wad. Then spanks her botom (with the cod) till the ass turns very red and warm. After, intruduces the cod fish on her asshole and let the spunk get inside. The man fucks her in the pussy, on any type of agriculture veicle, without letting her ass dripping the cum. When done, she gets a large dump on a sandy beach on a rainy day.
" - I dont know what to buy my wife for our 50th aniversary! - Give her an Portuguese Cod Fish Extravaganza! She will be thrilled!"
by CastroL May 02, 2006