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coconut

"God, that girl may be a brunette, but she acts SO blonde"

"She's such a coconut!"
by Krissy March 25, 2004
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coconut

A word:
starting with a C,
with a U
and an N in the middle,
ending in a T.

This word describes something that's hairy on the outside and tasty and wet on the inside.

Also a word used to replace the derogatory term stated above to be used in a non-insulting way...however it's difficult to think of a time when you want to call someone a cunt, but don't want to be offensive.
Man/Lesbo: mmmm I love the taste of coconut.

Anyone: For gods sake, stop being such a coconut!
by CoconutEater April 20, 2009
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cocknose

Someone who is a genetic mutant and thus has no penis in the genital area where the legs meet, but actually has a penis for a nose. Smelling can prove rather difficult, because there are no olfactory nerves in a regular penis. Also if you sneeze then you have lots of Kleenexing to do.
You are a stupid cocknose. Plus it's only like 4 inches.
by cocknose October 24, 2002
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Cockney

What Man City fans call Man United fans due to the amount of Man United fans in London.
Falin' Cockneys. Just because you like New Order don't mean you should be a rag.
by Desigol December 28, 2005
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coconut sex

When someone shoves a coconut up someone elses vagina.
Jimmy: "Lindsey and I brought the coconut back for some great coconut sex like old times."
by 88/8*9/8 August 26, 2013
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coconut pussy

Coconut pussy. What would you think it is? Pussy made of coconuts. Yare yare daze..
"Yo, you got some of that good good? Y'know.. coconut pussy?"

"Yeah.. wait what?"
by Nonaword November 22, 2019
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Coconut Girl

A white woman who excessively darkens her skin tone or black fishes, being brown on the outside but white on the inside.
Yo dude, did you see Molly? Last time I saw her she was as white as paper.”

“Yeah, bitch is a coconut girl.”
by Amaya Divine April 9, 2021
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