Chip Twin

When one twin is clearly more attractive, cool, or likable than the other twin. After suffering through a lifetime of people asking where the "hotter" or "funnier" twin is, the less desirable twin inevitably forms a "chip" on his or her shoulder, thus making the chip twin even less enjoyable to be around.

1.

Party host: "Where is Andy? I love that guy. He's hilarious."

Chip twin: "Why is everyone always asking me where Andy is? How should I know? I don't know where he is all the time! I'm just as funny as he is!"

Party host: "Listen chip twin, you're not invited unless you are with Andy. Robin didn't go around trying to fight crime on his own."

2.

Guy at bar: "So how do you two know each other?"

Chip twin: "We're twins."

Guy: "No, seriously. How do you know each other?"

Chip twin: "We are twins."

Guy: "Come on. Seriously, how do you know each other?"

Chip twin: "You're an asshole."

*Twins walk away*

Guy: "What did I say?"

*Guy 2 walks up*

Guy 2: "Fucking chip twins, man."

by ChetWhitlock September 25, 2014

lid chipped

Another term for getting a haircut.

Hey man, you know a good place to get my lid chipped?

by JoBonBon July 31, 2017

chip syndrome

Adj. - Definition of an annoying child who won't stop talking or is trying to be cute.

Little Richie on Dick Van Dyke has the most chip syndrome I have ever seen.

Chip (Little tea cup) on Beauty & The Beast truly defines chip syndrome.

by smazzucco88 December 10, 2009

Chip and Putt

Gay shit Dylan would do

I heard Dylan might be interested in some Chip and Putt later if you're down.

by TheFratHouse May 26, 2018

Shit Chips

Little flakes of shit that remain around your ass and stuck in your ass hair after you wipe. They dry up like little Cocoa Pebbles on your asshole when you don't wipe all the way.

I thought I wiped all the way, but I still got some shit chips stuck in my ass hair.

by Shaymer December 26, 2017

Chips ahoy

The cookies I got tired of once I ate 5.

Chips ahoy suck

by IHeartMickeyla December 3, 2022

Bitch Chips

Chips that are for little bitches like my brother

"Here have some Bitch Chips, Steve. Cuz you're a bitch.
Steve"

by bones54 July 25, 2019