Scrape it off the ground and chew it

To take your bull shit and fuck off

“ Brodie was talking shit about you. “ yeah I bet, he can scrape it off the ground and chew it “

by Javier Joaquin taco dude July 14, 2024

Chewing it

Having a bad day. A more PC version of Chewing penis. Appropriate for the workplace.

Man this new schedule is killing me, I have been chewing it ever since I started these hours.

by Mike Y Costello January 21, 2009

Charleston Chew

When someone is prairie dogging and you bite off the little tip of shit that’s coming out of their butt for a little snack… :)

Dan: Dude I have to dump so hard bro! I’m totally prairie dogging!

Daves: Wait… I haven’t eaten since lunch. Can I get a little Charleston Chew? :)

by Ron Jon Sliver April 21, 2023

Carlos chew

Someone who is dependable. a great friend and someone who will always come through

Brother, I don’t need you to be untrustworthy. I need you to be like Carlos Chew

by Jay4455 December 3, 2023

Incredible Chew

Noun, action of performing oral sexual gratification including pre cut pubes or growing out your pubes and filling your partners mouth with them while receiving oral. can be similar to a Dirty Chewbacca when your partner can scream out during the process of deeply filling her throat with warm thick cream, extra points if she is full and it spills from her nose.

Had a hot date and an urge to cross the Incredible Chew off my bucket list, let's just say boys! I crossed 2 off the bucket list that night.

by adzy88 October 30, 2025

Chew-Bac-Car

An overdressed track-themed street car with that distinct later generation Nissan-Z engine amplified to sound like Chewbacca when he's agitated. In Star Wars, the Wookie costume must have felt overdressed while wearing it. The car also looks a bit chewed back with some exaggerated feature like excessive camber preventing the ability to have more than two tires flat on the ground at a time. This may be a fuel-saving feature in a straight line, but tire wear is far more expensive, and maybe the it corners more like an inverted motorcycle with such a stiff sway bar.
Still, the owner deserves props for not adding an oversized spoiler which might actually be necessary for sweeping corners at aircraft speeds.

Car-"Uhn-Droahrgoahrgrohedrodrodroh!"
Neighbor-"Fix your muffler, Chew-Bac-Car !"
Driver-"My friends think it's funny!"
Neighbor-"They laugh behind your back, wookie-boy!"

by Sperloid July 22, 2021

I’m here to kick bubblegum and chew ass…and I’m all outta ass

A phrase that ought to be on this site so as to preserve it in perpetuity as a culturally and aesthetically significant remark.

As expected, the phrase announces that the speaker intends to both kick bubblegum and chew ass, only to express regret that he is all out of ass to chew. Cue furious bubblegum kicking.

You think you’re the shit, huh, pal? You think you got what it takes? Well let me tell you this: I’m here to kick bubblegum and chew ass…and I’m all outta ass.

by Alex-2598 April 22, 2023