mooch cancer

a noncontagious disease as a result of excessive mooching (see mooch) where as the moron or stupid idiot fuckhead taints their personality to the furthest extents and alters their natural path of Morphogenesis thusly creating congenital defects that appear on their physical appearence.

In other words, when a person becomes notoriously known as a moocher and continues to live such a lifestyle, jigaboo-like traits ensue.

Basically... they mooch so much they suffer in it and become something like a crack whore.

"Don't let her in, she's got MOOCH CANCER"

by Nacon January 12, 2009

Cancer Dogging

When you completely forget the purpose for walking into a room, so you begin pacing back and forth in hopes that you'll remember what you needed.

"Gerry, why're you aimlessly walking around like that?"
"I'm cancer dogging, Pearl! I don't remember what I came in here for!"

by JoeTurquoise December 31, 2020

Hair Cancer

Puting hair removal cream into a unsuspecting victims hair conditioner.

Roommate 1: dude i just lost half my hair in the shower it was coming out in clumps ... i think something's wrong with me!
Roommate 2: Dude you need to go to the hospital .. I think you have Hair Cancer!

by Parrotmeat January 13, 2019

cancer random

Someone who is not known of or someone who has no social standing/presence in a given community

Person1: Who's this NotNaviLol guy @ing you on Twitter??
Person: Idk, some cancer random

by 6'3 support super star August 3, 2021

Aries+Cancer

Cancer & Aries is the best duo ever like the least problematic, They are just meant to be besties and they slay all day. They rarley ever fight and care about eachothers feelings. If u hurt one of them the other one will put u in ur place .

Person 1: whats ur sign
Person2: Aries, what are you?
Person1: omgg im a cancer
Person 1 and person 2: omggg were besties now
Random: is that a Aries+Cancer together?

by Jamierose725 January 13, 2023

Mouth cancer

A fool who talks to much .

You talk to ___________ (any name ) nahh he has mouth cancer .

by GreenoceanMountainGrizzly February 3, 2020

testi cancer

When something happens to your balls and then they hurt

Aled has it

E.g Aled has testi cancer cause he pulled his trousers up too high now his willy hurts

by Mathew gray gubler April 21, 2021