Crab Circles

Circular areas, on or around the lips that infested with crabs (pubic lice)

"AH STAY AWAY YOU GOT CRAB CIRCLES!"

by bolar November 07, 2009

crabbed crust

The dried bits of semen residue from the last time you were "active."

-She accidentally inhaled my crabbed crust.
-She hadn't gotten any in so long, she was layered in crabbed crust.

by Give me crack or give me death May 17, 2016

Crab Dick

type your defenition here...

its a crab dick why did you wanna know

by ¨crab dick inspector February 24, 2017

Crab Dick

A dick that has herpes so bad that it can easily be confused with a crab's claw.

Holy shit that's a massive crab dick!

by Shawn Edgar October 18, 2017

Crab Holocaust

The heartbreaking moment when over 11 billion crabs dissapeared off the coast of the Bering Sea in early 2023. This caused the annual alaskan crab harvest to fall flat completely. and many people were left crabless.

"Did you know that 11 Billion crabs went missing? What, like a Crab Holocaust?" - The Goons, 2023

by Pickled_Penids420 March 16, 2023

Crab's Cunt

noun
Female crustacean genitals. Often used comparatively to describe slightness of space.

This joint is tighter than a crab's cunt!

I have to use a pry bar cause this 2×4 was cut to the exact length and it's tighter than a crab's cunt.

by Jerk of Iron May 27, 2021

Bobble crab

When your in a conversation and it's starting to get dry so out of nowhere you say "U BOBBLE CRAB" and that's a conversation started.

uhm...

uhhh

so hi?

uh hi?

ur such a bobble crab~ 😌

lol what ?!

i said bobble crab

I- BAHA

by Leona malfoy November 07, 2020