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A national holiday celebrated by buying your loved one(s) an Ouija Board. It is celebrated on June 29th.

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Phrase One of the biggest lies ever told by the rich to make the poor feel like they don’t need to work harder.

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On October 8th, you have to take your gf out on a nice date and go get steak.

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