When you are driving round a clapped out
banger down the road and you are Tweet
Trolling because you are too obsessed with online rows. You hope the
police see you because you want them to wave at you even though you are a massive six points law breaker.
My friend Dan is a massive
Gary Bolshevik, whenever he gets in his Ford Fiesta he still won't stop
texting and tweeting from his
phone, his next destination will be a lamppost.