Barnologist

An expert in mucking barn

“I need a professional barn mucking” “no worries my friend is a barnologist”

by Poopsnitch69 January 24, 2023

Ben Barnes

Ben Barnes is my hubby. He is a sexy god. Fan cast on young Sirius Black.

My hubby is the best thing in the world. Also his pp is huuuuge.

Me: Ben Barnes is my hubby, back off whore.

by High on Wolfstar smut November 10, 2021

Ben barnes

hot

“wow u r soooo ben barnes”

by cgt... December 26, 2021

camp barney medintz

a jewish sleepaway camp where all the privileged jewish kids that probably go to weber, riverwood, or dunwoody are sent over the summer to see their friends and hook up with jewish boys. there’s usually only one hot boy cabin per unit and everyone has inside jokes and nicknames of random people they see. nobody actually follows the below the belt rule and they should bring back the garlic hawaiian rolls. 2/3 of the people you meet will have names that starts with a j.

daniel: meet me at high ropes tonight at 10:15

rachel: i love camp barney medintz!

by woofbarkbark December 27, 2022

Barfin' Barb Barnes

proper noun Maker of the best blaugh slaw in town.

I said hi to Barfin' Barb Barnes yesterday, and she just said, "BLAAAUGHHH".

by Knig Knog January 14, 2009

doing a barnse

Being a Massive cunt.

Did you see that guy last night? He was doing a barnse so much

by RomanticRubberfistSociety June 4, 2016

Barnegat

Barnegat is a small, but ever-growing town, in New Jersey. If you've actually heard of us, it's because you've actually been here or heard about our lighthouse. The school system sucks. It's composed of a fucked up administration who treats - even the highschoolers - like 2-year-olds. Hell, if you're not careful you'll get a poolstick shoved up your ass. Chances are someone on your block owns a boat, and displays it proudly in their front yard or in the street. They keep cutting down our fucking woods, so pretty soon we'll have nothing here to do ... oh wait, we already have NOTHING to do. We also have more mosquitos and annoying bugs here than any where else on the fucking planet.

Major Attractions Include:

Pissing on Middle School or High School
Overpolluted woods
Wandering aimlessly
Smoking in front of the Hobby Shop
Oh, and we have a small ass bay with a dock nearby, which sucks.

Person One: What do you wanna do?
Person Two: I don't know...
Person One: There's never anything to fucking do!
Person Two: Welcome to fucking Barnegat!

by AndrewM16921 June 10, 2007