Colorado water balloon

the act of a man pissing into a girls asshole, feeding her a bunch of laxatives and fucking it until all of the piss and shit squirts out of her

“i was at a party and i gave malarie a colorado water balloon”

by waterballoonlover May 3, 2023

Big balloon body

Where the patient's body is completely swollen in all directions in the shape of a big ball. (Sometimes the breasts inflate too) Admit it, you know you want to do this to your girlfriend.

Troy: Wow, would you look at Jenny's big balloon body?

Jenny: Troy, this isn't funny! Deflate me this instance!

Erica: Whee! This so much bouncy fun!

by Gangster Twinks January 16, 2017

Carolina Cum Balloon

An uncircumcised male lays on his back with multiple other men surrounding him. The other men jack off and cum into his foreskin until it fills up like a balloon. Then the uncircumcised male has intercourse with a female and cums in her vagina while at the same time filling her with the cum from the other males.

Me and my wife have been trying for a baby but it’s not working. I’m gonna call in some of my co-workers and make a Carolina Cum Balloon. That will definitely get her pregnant.

by Globbinator22 April 30, 2020

Balloon’s Head Disease

The code word for Airhead.

Wow that Psychopath has balloon’s head disease, don’t say the real word otherwise he’ll kill us all.

by Sonar System September 15, 2023

Big Baby Balloons

Grossly fat children or obesity.

Did you read Big Baby Balloons yet, it's a good read.

by john21425 November 1, 2017

Gouch Air Balloon

The result of when you're sitting down and your crotch is tightly packed between your thighs, then you let out a high pressurized fart that travels down the anus, then forward past the gouch and out through your scrotum in the form of a silent stink bubble. Sometimes able to be held in your gouch region for long periods until you stand up.

I was sitting in church when I suddenly had to fart, luckily it was a Gouch Air Balloon, so I was able to hold under me until church was over.

by Ehcko March 5, 2014

Winnipeg Water Balloon

A plastic bag full of river water thrown at some poor Fucker

Awww man cody just soaked me with a Winnipeg water balloon

by Capsarior April 25, 2019