1. A jaded, cynical person who realizes that religion is a hateful, delusional, fear-mongering cult.
2. A person who believes in science over a book that any amazing fiction writer could have come up with.
(Not to be confused with an agnostic, who is simply indecisive about religion.)
2. A person who believes in science over a book that any amazing fiction writer could have come up with.
(Not to be confused with an agnostic, who is simply indecisive about religion.)
Bill: "Considering the fact that the Bible literally says you shouldn't judge people, Christians sure are extremely judgmental."
Jason: "Indeed. Hence why I am an atheist. The world was created by the Big Bang, not some guy who "rose from the dead" after THREE DAYS when the maximum amount of time that a person can be revived after death is roughly five minutes at most."
Jason: "Indeed. Hence why I am an atheist. The world was created by the Big Bang, not some guy who "rose from the dead" after THREE DAYS when the maximum amount of time that a person can be revived after death is roughly five minutes at most."
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 8, 2022
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Hym "That's the important bit, is it? That religion makes people go 'yay?' Get the fuck out of here. You're an atheist charlatan, Alex. You feint the absence of belief so you can proselytize from the other end. The 'fruits' of Christianity IS the act of Christians taking credits for higher-order abstractions. Forgiveness? Buddhism has doctrine about forgiveness. Hinduism has it. Ok. Maybe not. Maybe atheist charlatan is a bit of a stretch.... Nope. Nope. I'm right. You get paid to sit there and 'Oh well I don't know. Everything is just so nebulous!' And you hym and haw and say 'Is it really the claim the creator of the universe spoke to a guy in direct dialogue... Or is it the friends we made along the way?' And we're all worse off for it."
by Hym Iam July 9, 2024
Get the Atheist Charlatan mug.a person who doesnt believe in any religion or celebrate any type holiday that means Christmas Halloween Columbus Day 4th of July Black Friday Etc. must follow the orders of the Young Pretty gxd (YPG)
"Tom: hey dude come to this Christmas party with me.
Miguel : no Homes i'm a atheist witness"
"girlfriend: babe its my birthday :D
boyfriend: i atheist witness i dont believe in that"
Miguel : no Homes i'm a atheist witness"
"girlfriend: babe its my birthday :D
boyfriend: i atheist witness i dont believe in that"
by YxungPrettyGxd December 23, 2013
Get the atheist witness mug.Somebody who will talk about Religion more than the Pope or Dalai Lama on Twitter. They’re similar to Reddit Atheists in that 90% of the time, their biggest trauma with Religion was going to Sunday school and going into detention for saying God isn’t real.
Guy on Twitter: I think God is cool and I also respect Atheists
Twitter Atheist: God is dead and your Religion is false. Kill yourself.
Guy on Twitter: Tf bro I just said I think God is cool
Twitter Atheist: God is dead and your Religion is false. Kill yourself.
Guy on Twitter: Tf bro I just said I think God is cool
by Skenry of Halitz December 16, 2023
Get the Twitter Atheist mug.I an atheist whos only argument for the nonexistence of God is to persuade you in a forceful and enthusiastic way that Christianity and the Bible are wrong.
by Islanddomain April 4, 2024
Get the Bible thumping atheist mug.Types of atheists (overlap is common) include:
- "Religious Trauma" Atheist: an atheist who has distanced themselves from religion due to emotional abuse or other bad experiences involving religion.
- "Fix the Problems" Atheist: an atheist who believes that because there are many horrible things going on in the world, there must be no god, because a god would fix those problems.
- "Where Is He?" Atheist: an atheist who mocks the "second coming" due to their belief that it comes off as stalling by religious people.
- "Science Would Go Places" Atheist: an atheist who argues that religion is holding back major scientific advancements.
- Conservative Atheist: an atheist who holds right-wing political views. Conservative atheists are very rare, but they do exist.
- Angry Atheist: a lifelong atheist who is extremely hostile and confrontational. Angry atheists have an unbridled hatred for all religions and often seek to abolish them all entirely.
- Reddit Atheist: an atheist who frequently uses Reddit or is otherwise terminally online. Reddit Atheists are overwhelmingly toxic to the point where it severely affects their daily life. They are typically even more enraged and hostile than a normal angry atheist, do not listen to reasoning, refuse to debate anyone and regularly wish death upon religious people, among other things. Most "normal" atheists do not claim them.
It's OK to not believe in God. Just don't turn into a Reddit Atheist.
- "Religious Trauma" Atheist: an atheist who has distanced themselves from religion due to emotional abuse or other bad experiences involving religion.
- "Fix the Problems" Atheist: an atheist who believes that because there are many horrible things going on in the world, there must be no god, because a god would fix those problems.
- "Where Is He?" Atheist: an atheist who mocks the "second coming" due to their belief that it comes off as stalling by religious people.
- "Science Would Go Places" Atheist: an atheist who argues that religion is holding back major scientific advancements.
- Conservative Atheist: an atheist who holds right-wing political views. Conservative atheists are very rare, but they do exist.
- Angry Atheist: a lifelong atheist who is extremely hostile and confrontational. Angry atheists have an unbridled hatred for all religions and often seek to abolish them all entirely.
- Reddit Atheist: an atheist who frequently uses Reddit or is otherwise terminally online. Reddit Atheists are overwhelmingly toxic to the point where it severely affects their daily life. They are typically even more enraged and hostile than a normal angry atheist, do not listen to reasoning, refuse to debate anyone and regularly wish death upon religious people, among other things. Most "normal" atheists do not claim them.
It's OK to not believe in God. Just don't turn into a Reddit Atheist.
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 1, 2025
Get the Atheist mug.A person who does not believe in history; i.e. One would need a time machine to convince this person that something really happened
Guy 1: Man, I hate having to memorize dates of the Civil War. And how does Ms. Johnson know that these events happened on these specific days?
Guy 2: Since when are you a historical atheist?
Guy 2: Since when are you a historical atheist?
by gooberdude2 April 14, 2015
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