M: Man don't be like that, your painting is perfect!
N: But I did the nose wrong and the forehead's too big... Sorry, guess it's just an Artist's Burden.
N: But I did the nose wrong and the forehead's too big... Sorry, guess it's just an Artist's Burden.
by Noah.Theatre January 06, 2016
A term used to describe someone (in my own case a female) who is very good at pleasuring cocks. If an artist is good/an expert with doing art, a cock artist is an expert with cocks. A good cock artist will find the sensitive parts on a cock and utilise them for her own/the receivers benefit. She will guage this by the receivers reaction as he is touched in various places, by his breathing, his heart rate, his facial expression (unless it's dark), how he moves, his own body in response. Importantly, a good cock artist takes the time to get to know a new cock. She will likely be intelligent so able to do this quite quickly. Good times.
Guy 1: "Dude, how's it going with that new girlfriend"
Cock artist receiver: "oh it's great, I've just found out she is such a great cock artist"
Guy 1: "what the fuck is a cock artist"
Cock artist receiver: "she's great with cocks, like not in a filthy way, but in a sensitive way"
Cock artist receiver: "oh it's great, I've just found out she is such a great cock artist"
Guy 1: "what the fuck is a cock artist"
Cock artist receiver: "she's great with cocks, like not in a filthy way, but in a sensitive way"
by Dr.Anonymous28 February 10, 2016
by Chedevans July 29, 2021
Noun: Someone that thinks they are the "be-all/end-all" of a particular topic or discussion. Particularly within the motorsports/racing fields.
Noun: A "know-it-all", "one-upper", someone that always has a better story than yours. Also, pompous, and/or smug.
Noun: A "know-it-all", "one-upper", someone that always has a better story than yours. Also, pompous, and/or smug.
"That Larry..he sure knows a lot about transmissions....he's quite the blown fuel artist....."
"Boy that Stevie, he sure tells lots of made-up stories about Don Garlits, he must be a blown fuel artist"
"Boy that Stevie, he sure tells lots of made-up stories about Don Garlits, he must be a blown fuel artist"
by Poohbah540 July 28, 2013
People who are living out a paradigm of denial after placing guilt on you for their mistake. They later defile your public image, to steal your success from personal sacrifice. Your defamation is the only chance they perceive for their lies to never be found out by mutual peers in the community.
I can't believe you kept a business afloat with a blame artist as your partner! You must have kept your eyes on the prize! Good job!
by neonbasement June 15, 2024
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