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Inch Investigator

A person, typically a woman, who will reject a guy who is shorter than 5’11” due to their unreasonable height requirement in a potential partner.
The inch investigator ghosted me because I didn’t wear my shoe inserts.
by K0z254 August 25, 2022
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nine inch nail

1. A member of the band Nine Inch Nails
2. An erect penis
1. Ayo man, I got to meet the best nine inch nail last night, Trent Reznor.
2. Oh shit, that's quite the nine inch nail there.
by Tako#2739 July 30, 2021
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Grow an inch

When Zara told oliver to grow an inch it was gross.
by Trollfaceliver July 10, 2021
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12 inch sinker

When a girl is very horny and thinks it's big but her clit tells her otherwise....
" wow that's a 12 inch sinker"
by 12 inch sinker November 15, 2016
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Optical inch

When you man scape and shave your pubes, the male genitals look an inch bigger
The optical inch makes nudes more impressive
by Therealmvpofthegame June 27, 2020
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Inch Edge

Inch edging is a commonly used practice among mainly men to use on mainly females. This process starts with the Chicken Ritual where the man lays chickens on the bed of his chosen parter for the inch edge. After that happens, the man begins to start the process of intercourse with the woman. He will put an inch of his penile shaft in the woman per minute, no less than one minute as for this edging process takes time. He slides in and out per minute. After this time is up, he rockets and the inch edging process is over when the man is done. This process is then celebrated with a disco ball. When you finish inch edging you get to be called the special title name of “Landoh” This name means prosperity in games.
Person 1: Hey man guess what I did with my girlfriend last Friday!
Person 2: What did you do?
Person 1: I inch edged!!
Person 2: Wow!! You’re a total Landoh.
by RulerStick April 22, 2025
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