alan chase

Alan Chase Alan is the first name and chase is the middle name but it is a great name for a country boy he is very handsome and love the outdoors you be lucky to know a boy/man that his name is Alan Chase
Alan chase: Sup
The girls: OMG your so handsome what is you number
by country the best July 02, 2021
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Michael Alan Snell

mike is a small man boy who is obsessed with fire trucks. he is a wanna-be fireman who spends all of his time in the fire hall because he thinks he’s cool. he loves to harass me 24/7 ab almonds.
Michael Alan Snell eats ass.
by noone7654 February 11, 2020
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Alan Story

A story with no meaning, purpose or direction; often left out to dry. Usually very short; completed within one run-on sentence of 50-100 words or less. Punctuation is optional.
Alan: "Hey, so I was watching Jay Leno last night and he had a black chef on named chef G!"

Reece: "Nice Alan story, tell us more about your exciting and vibrant life."
by Derog June 19, 2015
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He will most definitely tickle your insides with his girthy shaft.
Damn Alan the kidney tickler Guzman fucked up how I walk.
by Mr tickler January 29, 2020
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alan sax

The code name for anal sex you use so the teacher or parent doesn't know.
*teacher walks by
Hey, last night me and jill had alan sax.
Nice.
by alan sax August 16, 2015
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Alan Bednarski

The blind, they hide in subtle disguise
Trying to take the light, so cover your eyes
They say, "Swallow the blue pill, live with us in a perfect system
Swallow the red pill, fail the test, a fucking victim"
It's easy to run, it's easy to hide
But will you suivive?
Break through the silence
Break through the madness
Free your mind and you will see the difference
Break through the silence
Break through the madness
Speak your mind and fight for your existence
The wise, they pry, observing our lives
Taking control of minds, they blatantly lie
So I say, "Swallow the blue pill, live your life in a silent prison
Swallow the red pill, see the truth we're fucking missing"
It's easy to run, it's easy to hide
But will you survive?
Break through the silence
Break through the madness
Free your mind and you will see the difference
Break through the silence
Break through the madness
Speak your mind and fight for your existence
They can slow us down
But they can't take control
They can slow us down
But they can't take control
No
Free yourself and
Break through the silence
Break through the madness
Free your mind and you will see the difference
Break through the silence
Break through the madness
Speak your mind and fight for your existence
Break through the silence
Free your mind and you will see the difference
Break through the madness
Speak your mind and fight for your existence

see you for the next wordle
by inspectorpengsdaughter February 14, 2022
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Alan’s brain

Alan’brain is broken because of all the weed he smokes daily

He is polygamy

He had a lot of heartbreak history

But now he zoom on the girls en instagram , his brain is 100% active on that and girls like that
Alan’s brain is distucted because of all the weed he smoke
by Pauladetruitalanhahah November 21, 2021
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