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Alan

A peice of shit who is socially awkward and want to die but won't do it as he is a pussy
Person 1: hey look Alan is going to the gym
Person 2: oh yea he is the one who fucked my mother and sister
by Thatonealan February 22, 2022
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Alan

Alan is a real gansta, he is always willing to run thirties. Whenever the ops are around he is willing to blick em up.
Alan is also a racist ass dude, dont try and box him up. His charismatic demeanor leads others into the void as he emptys his clip unto the opposing side. He is also likely to be a zoophile as he indluges in horrid acts with a multitude of animals.
Dmoney tried to box up Alan but alan ran thirties too hard and emptied a clip into Dmoney.
by A-Money_definitions June 2, 2023
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Alan Shore

Definition is based on the character from the Boston Legal TV series.
An Alan Shore is basically a guy that gets all the ladies but somehow still ends up being alone and typically ends his night having a drink with his best friend.
Max: Alex picks up so many chicks, I wish I could be like him
Dylan: There's nothing special about that, he's just an Alan Shore
by thatwordgeek007 March 8, 2022
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Alan

A great Grandad who loves playing cars has a great imagination in everything
Alan is a great granddad
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Alan

Is a Male who likes to have sex with older women. They are tend to be embarrassed and very emotional when someone disagrees with his ideas. He is the type of guy who would have a threesome. But on the outside he is very hot and sexy which is why he is very attractive. He is a very funny and intelligent man who likes to go on adventures. If you know an Alan then you are very lucky. Do not let him go.
Your being such an Alan today Andrew.
by Hardman George July 15, 2020
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alan corner

Alan Corner....
He is the best man you could ever find and has the most loving heart
Alan Corner's name means: king
by Lexielisa October 18, 2020
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Alan b shepard

Autistic school where most kids act baked and are nic addicts or the rest are skipping in the b wing where there is the most security but 0 people go in the bathroom, also the extreme double standards by the teachers is truly amazing, lots of smuck up white rich kids that think they know it all but will never engage in a fight, the fights are meh besides the one edgar mexican that only wants to fight yes mf im talkin bout u every fight ur in it, fuck mr kane that gay old nigga gave me a 3 hour.
Alan b shepard:

Cmon bro lets skip I got some nic
Nah im good
Cmon man x3
by Mexican mf April 14, 2022
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