The Holy Grail of Mexican sex lore. It is said he has to be milked every 30-45 minutes just to keep his balls from growing too large. Women flock from all over the world to make love to his valuptuous cock, and no girl is ever left unsatisfied. Many consider his lengthy friend down below the eighth wonder of the world.
by SexGodO-Dog October 4, 2023
Get the Abe Floresmug. Commonly referring to someone of poise, stature, and resides in Paraguay. Often described as noble and with an above average penis
Richard: Hey, have you heard of that new kid who transferred to our school?
Teddy: My buddy went to his old school and apparently he's a good abe.
Teddy: My buddy went to his old school and apparently he's a good abe.
by Good Abe November 10, 2020
Get the good abemug. Mfer 1: Wow bro you seen the new transfer students?
Mfer 2: Yeah Abe no Jugemu Jugemu Gokō-no surikire Kaijarisuigyo-no Suigyōmatsu Unraimatsu Fūraimatsu Kuunerutokoro-ni Sumutokoro Yaburakōji-no burakōji Paipopaipo Paipo-no-shūringan Shūringan-no Gūrindai Gūrindai-no Ponpokopī-no Ponpokonā-no Chōkyūmei-no Chōsuke right?
Mfer 2: Yeah Abe no Jugemu Jugemu Gokō-no surikire Kaijarisuigyo-no Suigyōmatsu Unraimatsu Fūraimatsu Kuunerutokoro-ni Sumutokoro Yaburakōji-no burakōji Paipopaipo Paipo-no-shūringan Shūringan-no Gūrindai Gūrindai-no Ponpokopī-no Ponpokonā-no Chōkyūmei-no Chōsuke right?
by Heatrandevourerofhats January 3, 2025
Get the Abe no Jugemu Jugemu Gokō-no surikire Kaijarisuigyo-no Suigyōmatsu Unraimatsu Fūraimatsu Kuunerutokoro-ni Sumutokoro Yaburakōji-no burakōji Paipopaipo Paipo-no-shūringan Shūringan-no Gūrindai Gūrindai-no Ponpokopī-no Ponpokonā-no Chōkyūmei-no Chōsukemug. When a girl awkwardly rests her hand on a man's abs, chest or stomach while taking a photo. The ab grab is usually performed at high school dance picture-parties, but can also be used to show romantic ties to a boy in any photographed scenario.
by bails November 13, 2018
Get the Ab-Grabmug. Abs is the thing that all normal dude wants to get except that to see abs you don't have to work them ( well a bit... ) but most importantly be shredded af. The reality is that no one see them including your secret crush because you're a normal guy and wear at least a T-shirt.
" Awww man did you see this dude chocolate bar ( code name for abs ) ? " " Yeah he must eat pussies everyday... "
by LivingInAGym October 14, 2019
Get the Absmug. Ab is a common name but if you get this name it’s because you have a big cock and you are a good robber you so sneaky and quick you can get the job done fast in bed and at school AB is a nice person
Ab is a nice person and a great friend
by Abthegoat November 22, 2023
Get the ABmug. She’s a jerk. If you ever meet her you’ll regret it. She’s an attention seeker and she’s never in the wrong. She beaks apart friend groups. If you ever meet a Maddie AB turn the opposite direction.
by 🫶🏻 July 5, 2025
Get the Maddie ABmug.