backwoods southern lawyer

A sleezy, corrupt lawyer from the South.

Alex Murdaugh is a Backwoods Southern Lawyer

by Dyl322679 March 6, 2023

Southern Grit Warbler

Some kind of bird that Hunter thinks exists?

Hunter seems oddly obsessed with the imaginary Southern Grit Warbler.

by dustypin November 24, 2021

southern blow torch

When a person farts in someone’s mouth or face

My buddy held me down and gave me a southern blow torch

by Evildrummer May 14, 2018

Southern Louisiana Lizard

The act of jerking off your lizard with hot sauce, usually Louisiana hot sauce.

Last night I decided to switch it up and do a Southern Louisiana Lizard. It was excellent!!

by SlipperyD November 16, 2017

southern kart wheel

When a gay guy grabs onto your genitals and you are so startled you stumble backwards into a “southern kart wheel”

“Dude, that homo just made me do a southern southern kart wheel ! “

Stumbling backwards and falling when grabbed by a homo on the genitals

by Chrizpy February 10, 2018

Southern gay cut

When a white male that lives in the south has a haircut typically called a “mullet”

Hay Jim, why does your son have a southern gay cut?

by Silent_0 July 4, 2022

calling out Southern

The excuse one from the South gives when they are in a snowy region and can't make it into work.

She needs to move back to Florida, this is the fifth incident of her calling out Southern this Winter!

by GracieMae March 3, 2009