when soon after squeezing out a vengeful number 2, a person realizes there is no toilet paper on the roll. At this point their only option is to wipe with the rough brown cardboard-like tp spool. this can be quite irritable to the bunghole.
uuuuugggggaaaahhhhh...........plop. "shit, theres no toilet paper left, ill have to endure a rough ass wipe."
by ispeaktruth99 June 7, 2009
Get the rough ass wipemug. When you have a massive swamp ass, on a really hot day, then wipe it on the nose of a sleeping friend.
by Hufrtd August 8, 2015
Get the Kirkland wet wipemug. Telling someone to wipe your ass to disrespect them. If that motherfucker decides to do so, he a fuckin slave suckin dicks on groove street probably for some gay ass losers.
Yo that nigga wipe my ass, i disrespected his ass in front of whole crowd. I heard his bitch ass been hangin out with gays, not a suprise.
by Fuckerhaha November 12, 2019
Get the Wipe my assmug. the one day of the week when you need to get the wipe down(blowjob). It can be from anyone,ugly,hot,sexy,or anything but it must be done.
"oh shit. It's 11pm on a Wednesday and my dick has not been sucked! Wipe down Wednesday all day"
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by Jacobalvaro October 6, 2011
Get the wipe down Wednesdaymug. A poo that leaves little or no residue. Only one sheet of toilet paper is required when wiping. Dry wipe swipes are deemed as the best type of poo in the pooing world. They're rare for some, frequent for others. One can often tell whether a dry wipe swipe is on the way, 5 to 10 minutes prior to pooping.
by LULU_1234567890 September 4, 2010
Get the Dry Wipe Swipemug. wipe me down implies that one is “clean,” “fresh,” or otherwise “fly". I mean wipe me down can be like turn me up for me/my attitude/my apparence to be "fly".
Its kinda the "brush ur shoulders off" when you feel lit or whatever.
Its kinda the "brush ur shoulders off" when you feel lit or whatever.
Océane: Look at the cool people in this bitch
You: Bitch let's wipe eachother down to be the coolest, hoe.
Océane : okay *your name* WIPE ME DOWN
You: Bitch let's wipe eachother down to be the coolest, hoe.
Océane : okay *your name* WIPE ME DOWN
by Callmewhateveryouwantfrrr April 12, 2021
Get the Wipe me downmug. The act of wiping your ass no less than 20 minutes after shiting and subjecting ones ass to the intitial wiping process. Is a sign the job was not done properly the first time.
by Matt September 28, 2004
Get the Dreaded Re-Wipemug.