A fuckboyish redneck who wears too much cologne and spends his free time measuring his dick on everything. He probably owns more shoes than his cardboard cutout girlfriend. Is known to say Suh Dude and Damn Daniel because it turns him on.
Bob: Why is that guy measuring his dick on that light pole?
Joe: It's because he's a double barreled twinky.
Larry: Jesus, what's that god awful smell?
Helga: It's that guy over there, he must be a double barreled twinky.
Joe: It's because he's a double barreled twinky.
Larry: Jesus, what's that god awful smell?
Helga: It's that guy over there, he must be a double barreled twinky.
by HandleBroom March 11, 2016
by TwinkieBrother December 27, 2016
As soon as I saw the zebra twinkie get on stage I left that bar and decided it was best to go home for the night at that point
by Mralaska612 June 30, 2024
To the vast majority of homosexual males, the cum-filled twink or cum-filled twinkie is a tasty and desirable treat.
There are various male body types and just as many homosexual subgroups who fetishise them. The smooth young muscular twink in a skimpy swimsuit who looks like one of the lifeguards at the pool is one of the most common, although supply of such exquisite creatures is far exceeded by the demand for same.
There are various male body types and just as many homosexual subgroups who fetishise them. The smooth young muscular twink in a skimpy swimsuit who looks like one of the lifeguards at the pool is one of the most common, although supply of such exquisite creatures is far exceeded by the demand for same.
If I were a single gay male and a cum filled twinkie lad were to sashay into the showers with me, I would drop directly to my knees, suck him right down to his nuts and swallow all of his yummy cream.
No point in letting good, delicious cum go to waste and no point sending away for the cum-filled mug if the fresh product is available on tap..
No point in letting good, delicious cum go to waste and no point sending away for the cum-filled mug if the fresh product is available on tap..
by bitchuck December 08, 2024
by EddieBrock5 October 07, 2023
A general term for Asian Republicans who tend to downplay the white supremacist ideology and have a perspective that they are not minorities, seeing themselves as better than the Latino and Black communities.
by Chad Henry February 17, 2022
When a girl and a boy synchronize their oral, and the female bites the tip as the male cums inside her mouth.
(Biting a twinky bar and getting the white cream)
(Biting a twinky bar and getting the white cream)
by That_dude_over_yonder_420 December 04, 2017